!CONTENT WARNINGS! The following contains mild (?) swearing.

Simon

Full name: Simon Graham Bradbury

Nickname(s): (none, "Simon" is short enough)

Pronouns: he / him

Species: human

Birthday: January 2nd

Tagline title: the archnemesis

What's his deal?

Look, he doesn't know why he's here, either. And by that, he means he doesn't know why in the actual world he's doing this ridiculous introduction - and, worse - brought up alongside that absolutely ridiculous damn circus of DAMN CLOWNS.

You see, Simon was destined for something big. The eldritch were a blight on this world - they sought only to destroy and corrupt, to turn sense and logic upside down and descend the world into eternal madness - and yet, when the eldritch slowly ate away at the world, the people did nothing. Absolutely nothing!!

Well, except for Simon himself, of course. He was the only damn person who cared. But whatever those disbelievers say, soon all of them would have to swallow their words back into their stomachs and admit that he's right, he's freaking right, he's done it, he's rid this world of the eldritch blight that plagued it, he was the damn hero of THIS DAMN STORY!

And then, in the middle of his grand, perilous quest to banish the eldritch from this world, along came those - those - those IDIOTS!! Those idiots, those absolute nuisances who called themselves the World-Takeover-ers - and him their ARCHNEMESIS! And why is it that no matter WHERE he GOES, the World-Takeover-ers are ALWAYS INEXPLICABLY ALSO THERE?? Why were they always so insistent that that tentacle thing was eldritch when it's clearly just a fraud? What was with that green one and all that talk about "legendary destined showdowns" and ALL THAT EARSPLITTING YELLING?!?!?! AND WHY WAS THAT HAT FREAK OF NATURE SO OBSESSED WITH DRAGGING HIM INTO EVERY SINGLE STUPID ACTIVITY THEIR IDIOTIC TEAM FANCIED AT THE MOMENT?!?!?!?!?!?

And not to mention that talking tally board superhero, who actually takes the World-Takeover-ers seriously, totally gets the wrong idea about him, too - just because they say he's their archnemesis, DOES NOT MAKE HIM THEIR ARCHNEMESIS. He has absolutely NO intent to bother with them for even a second, not to MENTION TAKING THEM DOWN!! Why is he always stuck with the weird ones?!?! WHY CAN'T THE WORLD JUST LET HIM BANISH THE ELDRITCH IN PEACE????

FUN FACTS!

• Can't stand the cold, and thus, utterly resents winter. Is often seen in a scarf and many layers of clothing whenever winter comes around.
• Runs into the World-Takeover-ers around once a week.
• Has attended Nikki's birthday party before, which is entirely Anonymous's fault.

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